Who wouldn’t trust a large medical conglomerate which owns hospitals and all sorts of shiny new multiple-story buildings when it advertises its telemedicine services with the following: “Get the same great care as an office visit”? Certainly, those large medical conglomerate physicians buy in completely to the provision of urgent care by telemedicine for just about any condition imaginable, right? Certainly, those physicians were consulted as to how the telemedicine process would be set up, how it would work, and–most important—what conditions as presented by patients would be routed through for a telemedicine visit, right? Certainly, those physicians were trained in the intricacies of providing care by telemedicine, more so than just the nuts and bolts of getting connected with their patients and figuring out how to have them stick their iPhones down their throats to try to get a peek at their tonsils, right? Certainly, in a rush to capitalize on the new age of telemedicine, a large medical conglomerate would not attempt to direct as many patients as possible toward video visits, even if they already had presented at a clinic for a face-to-face visit right? Certainly…Certainly.
Likewise, who wouldn’t trust a slick online medical “provider” (here the term is more appropriate) with a picture of a handsome young clinician on the first page? This “provider” notes how easy it is to book an online appointment and that “we can treat almost anything” simply through a visit on your phone. The subsequent list is almost endless: “prescriptions, antibiotics, diabetes, refills, birth control, gout, hypertension, PrEP, pneumonia, hypothyroidism, lipid regulators, IBS, asthma, depression, ear infection, acne, anxiety, STDs, sinus infection, erectile dysfunction, cough, flu, UTI… and almost anything else!” Why stop there? Surely, the home appendix removal kit is right around the corner. Just because telemedicine is now being offered to evaluate and treat almost anything doesn’t mean that telemedicine is safe to evaluate and treat almost anything.
How about this bit of telemedicine advertising: “The last thing you want to do is trek across town to see a doctor”? Perhaps, then, we should add a line to Jim and Bob’s sign that would read: “The last thing you want to do is drive another two miles up the road to where the bungee jumping is safety monitored.” The implication seems to be that no one ever really needed to be examined in person by a doctor. It just took until now, when technology would allow, for us to admit that an interaction on a screen is, in fact, superior to an interaction in person.